<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: NotSoSilentBob</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm driving to Kingsport yesterday afternoon, turn my phone on when I get near Gate City. Text alert goes off.

It's from Dung, err, Lung. Simply says 'cockass'.

Took me a few minutes to figure it out. I was laughing so hard I almost drove off the road. </div></div>

I was still in Pennington at the time. I just had an idea of what was to come.